jetsetera: dating deal breakers

Dating Deal Breakers:

*Any of the A’s: Alcoholic, Addict, Actor, Asshole.

*Wears bigger earrings/more makeup that I do.

*Wears sunglasses indoors/at night.

*Can’t stop talking about his wife/girlfriend/shitsu/maltipoo. (surprise!)

*Lives at home.

*Thinks calling 23 times a day is normal.

*Thinks calling once a week is normal.

*Thinks I can/want/need to open my own door.

*Vididiot.

*Thinks steroids can substitute a meal.

*TYPES IN ALL CAPS.ALL THE TIME.

*Rude to waitstaff.

*Calls me babe/doll/sweet cheeks/honeypot.

*Refers to me as ‘Oriental’.

*Profiles on every dating site known to man.(See Online Dating Blog for List!)

*His medicine cabinet looks like a mini-pharmacy.

*He has a small purse dog. And a purse.

*He owns a copy of “The Idiot’s Guide to Sex”.

*He thinks cubic zirconium is ok for an engagement ring.

*Socks with Sandals.

*Pleated/High-Waisted/Tapered pants.

*Has our wedding/honeymoon/kid plans picked out on the second date.

*Owns several stuffed animals.

*Owns an action figure collection.

 

 

*Modelizer.

*Asian Fetish.